ASS FUCK RAMBLE!
Since this blog is entitled "Random Ramblings" I suppose I should get to some random ramblings which is what i'm going to do now.
Jesus was once the savior of the catleashed but unfortunately for her the sediments between his beard and his anus was the only thing that kept her from reaching the sizeable flowers that made her happy.
So without a doubt would the large possum on the sidewalk be infuriated with her activity, the possum was always Jesus'sess best friend and with this betrayal, the shit hit the sunflower. Without making the slightest sound, the possum snuck into Jesus'Seessesredrocket room and proceed to steal her most valuable possession. Her stock of Penthouse magazine from the mid 80's. Without giving it a 2nd thoughtgodmyhandsaretiredIreally need to work out. Without giving it a 2nd thought, the possum reached out to get the magazines but as he did so the door slammed shut behind him and he witnessed the most horrible sight.
Terrible. Arm. Cramps. From. Not. Doing. Any. Arm. Related. Exercises. Even. Though. I. Really. Should. Because. My. Arms. Are. Far. To. Flimsy. And. Hairy. To. Be. Considered. "Sexualtimeage".
Owwwww it really hurts, seriously my muscles feel like they are having mega super unawesome seizures even though they don't want to. I am now typing with one hand which may remind some of Seth Green's large tomahawk arrangements down by the pick-up truck cannery.
Bitch, of course i'll "contradict" you although I have no idea what that means, my only guess is that it would mean masterbating to old footage of "Contra".
Yeah, why don't you marry him. SHUT UP CHEESE!
NO!
FINE NO MORE PIE FOR YOU!
OMG NOOOOOO I NEED THE PIENESS!
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